Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize