Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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