He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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