Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just found puke in my bra..
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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