pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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