she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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