The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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