what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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