He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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