Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Small penises have feelings too.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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