You're completely useless in the revolution.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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