Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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