evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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