Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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