I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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