I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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