Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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