are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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