my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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