He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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