I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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