she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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