Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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