I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick