scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
