I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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