false alarm. still invincible.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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