just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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