I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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