Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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