Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I party with great urgency now.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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