it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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