all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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