no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
