I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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