Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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