the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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