SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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