I accidentally burped into my bong.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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