I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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