Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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