I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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