am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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