Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Your cock deserves a montage
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
