Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
there is glitter all over my balls
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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