Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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