Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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