try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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