why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My life is pants optional.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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