It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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