he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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