Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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