Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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