i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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